Mardi (22/11/05)
Catastrophe !
J'ai parlé à DIEU en personne...
Toi aussi tu veux lui parler ?
Contacte-le dès maintenant ICI même...
Me:
Hi god ! You remember me ?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
Are you sure to remeber of P1GOU1 ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
What is my last question last time ?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No. So ?
God:
It seems like a trick to me. So?
Me:
Right stupid god... How are you ?
God:
Understood. I know you are but what am I. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Fun !
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
Yes. Do you know the Father Christmas adress ?
God:
OK. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
I'm waiting...
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
2 seconds, no more...
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Are you a psychopat ?
God:
Am I a psychopat? No.
Me:
Are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
So you are !
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
You are !
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes !
God:
Really.
Me:
Absolutely !
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
And you ?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
Are you certain not beiing a psychopat ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am certain not beiing a psychopat.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
So you are !
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Yes !
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ah !
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
lol !
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Not me. I regret that god is a psychopat...
God:
If not you, who? Do you mind if I tell other people: said regret that god is a psychopat.
Me:
It's only the truth !
God:
Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
So you are a psychopat !
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a psychopat? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Cool... see you soon and remember of me : P1GOU1 !
God:
Who is the best robot? TTYL, .
Me:
No, google was THE BOT !
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
You don't know him ?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Cool. Do you want a cup of tee ?
God:
Who is the best robot? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
No donation. The best robot was King Gainer !
God:
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Thanks for the recommendation, .
Me:
Bye !
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
Okay, tall to you latter !
God:
Yeah okay, I am very tall myself.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
Ecrit par pingouin, à 09:44 dans la rubrique "Pingouin joue à l'ingénieur.".
Vendredi (19/11/04)
P.C.
Personnal Pingouin Computer !!!
Il est pas COOL comme ça mon micro ?!?
Ecrit par pingouin, à 14:13 dans la rubrique "Pingouin joue à l'ingénieur.".
Dimanche (19/09/04)
Les chats sont les meilleurs amis des ...
PINGOUINS !!!
Mais surtout Al_Mistral et @urore ...
Ecrit par pingouin, à 01:19 dans la rubrique "Pingouin joue à l'ingénieur." - Mise à jour : Vendredi 19 Novembre 2004, 10:34.
Vendredi (13/08/04)
Pingouin ...
... d'utilité public !
On ne dirait pas comme ça,
mais Pingouin fait parti des
développeurs de Linux !
Ecrit par pingouin, à 09:44 dans la rubrique "Pingouin joue à l'ingénieur.".
Vendredi (09/04/04)
Adoptez un pingouin ...
c'est adorable comme tout et ne prends pas de place.
Et si vous ne pouvez pas ...
alors faites en un de vos propres mains !
Niark, niark, niark !
Ecrit par pingouin, à 08:38 dans la rubrique "Pingouin joue à l'ingénieur.".
